This is God. I’m getting annoyed.
I picked up my Daily Citizen on Friday, and saw that a tricky mortal posing as me wrote a letter to the paper. Like a previous writer, he posits that Democrats are demons. He writes, “The Republican party honors my name.” He further declares Democrats are “useful idiots for Satan.”
Let me say categorically you humans are a deeply flawed species, no matter what party you belong to. And do you really think I pick sides in politics? I’ve got more important things to worry about, like my favorite swimming holes being trashed with plastic.
Don’t get me started on how hot my planet is getting. You’re frying some of my favorite creatures. And I’m trying to get my head around the fact that, even in the 21st century, you are still fighting among yourselves and putting me in the middle.
So I strongly urge all Republicans to talk to the Democrats in your churches -- you know the ones with horns and tails? Work out your differences, because if I get any madder, a flood is not out of the question.
Margaret Sherman, Beaver Dam